GTFO IF YOU HATE IT
Episode 1Lopunny: DIS GUY TOO STRONG
Magmortar: NOW DIEZ
Gardevoir: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Salamence: HYDRO PUMP
Magmortar: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Salmence: OH YES I DID IT. HYDRO PUMP
MAGMORTAR WAS DEFEATED
Magmortar runs
Salamence: ARE YOU OK?
Gardevoir: FINE THANK YOU SALAMENCE
Lopunny: HE MEANT US NOOB
Gardevoir: NO HE MEANT ME
Salamence: NO I MEANT THEM
Gardevoir: NOOOOO!!!!! *crys*
Medicham: *is drunk and passes out*
Gardevoir: *slaps Lopunny*
Lopunny: NO HE'S MINE!!!! *tackles*
Gardevoir: I WANT TREASURE. WE'LL SETTLE DIS LATER
She walks away
Salamence: WTF WAS THAT ABOUT?!!
Salamence enters a dungeon
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Gardevoir: FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO YOU
Salamence: Gardevoir...
Gardevoir: Lopunny is a ho
Salamence: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Gardevoir: OH YES I DID
Charizard: HAI
Rhyperior: HAI
Salamence: HAI
Charizard: Oh Gardevoir?
Rhyperior: Got into another fight with Lopunny?
Gardevoir: >_<
Lopunny: HAI
Gardevoir: GTFO HO!
Lopunny: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Gardevoir: OH YES I DID
Salamence: Laughing
Charizard: Laughing
Rhyperior: Laughing
Gardevoir & Lopunny: SHUT UP
Salamence: I THOUGHT I WAS LOVED
Charizard: MEANIES
Gardevoir: NO I STILL LOVE YOU SALAMENCE BUT I HATE CHARIZARD SO SHUT UP CHARIZARD
Lopunny: OH YOU DID NOT JUST TELL CHARIZARD TO SHUT UP
Rhyperior: PSST SALAMENCE I THINK LOPUNNY HAZ A CRUSH ON CHARIZARD TOO
Salamence: oshi-
Gardevoir: SEE!!!! SHE IZ A HO!!!!
Salamence: STOP FIGHTIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG, YOURE TEARING US APAAAAAAAAAAAART Sad
Rhyperior: Laughing
Charizard: I AGREE WITH SALAMENCE
Gardevoir: SHE STARTED IT BY BEING A HO
Lopunny: *gasp*
Salamence: DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Charizard: PWNT
Rhyperior: Laughing
Salamence: <3 being famous
Lopunny: YOUR ALL IGNORANT a******s!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!
Gardevoir: ...NO, YOU JUST A HO....
Salamence: SEE SHE IS MEAN. IM LEAVING
Charizard: ME TOO
Rhyperior: HEY WAIT FOR ME
Gardevoir: NO SALEMENCE DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE
Lopunny: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO GARDEVOIR
Gardevoir: roflmao
Lopunny: YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM
Salamence: Took long enough...
Rhyperior & Charizard: *eating popcorn*
Lopunny:GET LOST GARDEVOIR U b****
Gardevoir: f*** YOU *Leaves*
Salamence: Cool
Rhyperior: Laughing
Charizard: Is that all you can do is lol?
Salamence: Now what?
Rhyperior: COULD THIS BE THE END OF TEAM CHARM?!
Charizard: I GUESS SO
Lopunny: WE HAZ NEW MEMBER, MEET CLEFABLE
Clefable: HAI GUISE
Charizard: HAI
Salamence: LET'S GO BACK TO TOWN
Rhyperior: OK
All: *walks to town*
Gardevoir: THAT a****** LOPUNNY
Dimensional Portal opens
Slifer: WHERE THE f*** AM I
Rhyperior: WTF IS IT?
Charizard: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Slifer: I AM SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON. I WAS WATCHING THAT LITTLE THING ON MY GIAGANTIC T.V. THEN I ENDED UP HERE
Salamence: Gardevoir.......YOU DID THE RIGHT THING
Clefable: ....
Lopunny: NOEZ!!!!!
Slifer: I f***ing LOVE THIS SHOW
Medicham: I SAW EVERYTHING. I DON'T KNOW WHOSE SIDE TO TAKE
Salamence: IT WILL BE OK GARDEVOIR.
Dimension Portal opens...again
Mega Ultra Chicken: HAI GUISE
Slifer: RA!!! WASSUP HOMIE
Gardevoir: WHERE THE f*** ARE ALL THESE CHICKENS COMING FROM?
Lopunny: HEY GARDEVOIR. I STILL HAZ SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU
Gardevoir: OH YEAH!!!! *uses Confusion*
MISSED
Lopunny: HA HA A NOOB LIKE YOU DUN DERSERVE SOMEONE LIKE SALAMENCE
Gardevoir: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
Lopunny: SEE SALAMENCE. SHE SUCKS
Gardevoir: YOU SON OF A b****
Lopunny: PAYBACK
Salamence: STOP FIGHTIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG
Charizard: THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY
Salamence: IM LEAVING.
Lopunny: NOZ!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT GARDEVOIR YOU WHORE!!
Salamence: Bai
Gardevoir: *gasp* AT LEAST I CAN GET SOME
Lopunny: UUURRGGGGHHHH RAEG!!!!
Salamence: KEEP FIGHTING OVER ME. IM ENJOYING THIS
*Gardevoir & Lopunny tussle*
Rhyperior: AM I IN HEAVEN?
Mega Ultra Chicken:
Salamence: Bai I'm leaving
Charizard: BAI
Salamence: I THINK I LUV GARDEVOIR BUT DO I?
Gardevoir: YES YES YOU DO
Lopunny: STFU
Salamence: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN
Gardevoir: I WASN'T BEING MEAN IT WAS LOPUNNY
Lopunny: LIES
Gardevoir: IT'S THE TRUTH
Lopunny: FWI, I HAVE HAD SEX BEFORE
Slifer: THIS IS MY FAV SHOW
Ra: SECOND THAT
Salamence: I'm gonna be a millionare. Just gotta send this to T.V. Station.
Charizard: BEER ANYONE?!
Garndevoir: PROVE IT b****
Lopunny: HERES MY SEX TAPE
Rhyperior, Charizard, and Salamence: *jaw drops*
Slifer: OH EM GEE SHE JUST DID DAT
Garndevoir: ROFLMAO YOU HAD SEX WITH A BELSPROUT?!?! XD
Lopunny: HE COULD DO AMAZING THINGS WITH HIS VINES.
Ra: Too much. Just too much.
Salamence: No. Just no. You crossed a line there. I dont like you.
Charizard: What kinds of things? O.O
Rhyperior: LMAO
Gardevoir: LOPUNNY YOUR FULL OF BS
Lopunny: GO FROM AN EXPLORATION TEAM YOU LONER
Salamence: This show is quite popluar...
SALAMENCE IS RIGHT....
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Kakashi: I LOVE THIS SHOW
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Kaiba: IM BUYING EVERY EPISODE
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BACK TO WORLD
Salamence: *Faints from the massive headache from thinking*
Gardevoir: SALAMENCE!!! *runs to Salamence*
Lopunny: NO U *tackles Gardevoir* *runs to Salamence*
Slifer: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Ra:
Obelisk: YO DAWG I JUST GOT HERE
Ra: SUP HOMIE
Salamence: I LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE
Lopunny: SO YOU PICK ME RIGHT?
Gardevoir: NO U HE'S GOING TO PICK ME!!!!!
Salamence: WRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!! I PICK CLEFABLE!!!!!!!
Slifer: THE f***?
Ra:
Obelisk: OSHI-
Salamence: JUST KIDDING
Clefable: aw
Rhyperior: *has heart attack*
Charizard: *rapidly eats popcorn*
Lopunny: SO WHO DO U PICK?
Kaiba: IT HAS TO BE GARDEVOIR
Mokuba: NO IT'S GONNA BE LOPUNNY
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Salamence: Pretty Obvious....GARDY
Slifer:
Ra:
Obelisk: OSHI-
Gardevoir: IN YOUR FACE YOU HO!!!!
Lopunny:
Kaiba: *smiles evily* +1000 dead puppies
Yugi: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Rhyperior:
Charizard:
Dark magician:
Blue Eyes White Dragon: WHAT DID I MISS GUISE?
DM: THE BEST PART DUMBASS
Salamence: Um...Now what
Rhyperior: GET LAID
BEWD:
Dialga: CUT. Good Job Guys
salamence gets loads of fanmail
Episode 2 Salamence: GROAN
Charizard: HAI
Rhyperior: HAI
Shinx: I-I-I-I'm lost.....
Salamence: ohai
Meanwhile....
Lopunny: IM GONNA KILL THAT SON OF A b****
Shinx: Can you help me home?
Meanwhile...
Medicham: Calm down Lopunny.
Salamence stares at Charizard
Charizard: OK OK
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Lopunny: STFU. I know u like him too
*Shinx and Charizard walk through forest*
Meanwhile...
Medicham: So...
Lopunny: BETTER NOT BETRAY ME
Medicham: I won't.
Lopunny: Very Happy NOW HELP ME WITH THIS WHOLE SALAMENCE THING
Medicham: Ambush FTW?
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Charizard: Alright here's your home little buddy.
???: Good job Shinx. NOW U, CHARIZARD!!!! GIVE US YOUR MONEY
Charizard: Who what? Who's there?
Luxray(s): US!!!
Charizard: LOL HEY SALAMENCE, RHYPERIOR
Salamence: Sup
Rhyperior: Yo
Luxray Leader: WTF
Salamence: We're the ones who tricked you
Slifer: THE f***? BUT THEY WERE MILES AWAY?
Ra: Shocked
Obelisk: OSHI-
Gardevoir: HAI
Luxray: THE f***?
Shinx: What does f*** mean?
Luxray: OSHI-
Charizard: HEAT WAVE
Salamence: HYDRO PUMP
Rhyperior: ROCK BLAST
Gardevoir: SHADOW BALL
Luxray: MISSED lrn2notbn00bz RAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRR *used Roar*
Rhyperior: MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUSTU
used Rock Blast 1000 times
Luxray and friends faint
Naruto: THE f***?
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Sauske: OMG THIS SHOW IS BETTER THAN GAY PORN
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Joey: <333333333333333333333333333
Yugi: INAORITE
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Salamence: I haz Naruto The Broken Bond for Xbox 360
Rhyperior: OMG NO WAI
Salamence: OMG YA WAI It kicks so much f***ing ass
THEY GO BACK
Gardevoir: WELL WELL LOPUNNY
Lopunny: WELL WELL GARDEVOIR
Obelisk: OSHI-
Kaiba:
Gardevoir: GTFO
Lopunny: NO U NOT TILL I GET SALAMENCE
Gardevoir: NEVER
Lopunny: BLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH *tackles*
Gardevoir uised Thunderbolt
Lopunny used Shadow Ball
Gardevoir:
Salamence: STOP FIGHTING
Charizard: 4srs this is getting old
Slifer: THE FUCK? THIS WAS GETTING INTERESTING!!! RAEG!!!!!!
Lopunny: NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE ME SALAMENCE
Salamence: Oh fuck
SALAMENCE FAINTED
Gardevoir: LOOK WAT U DID LOPUNNY
Lopunny: BUT I DUN DID NOTHING
Gardevoir: IT'S AUTOMATICALLY UR FAULT U SALAMENCE STEALIN HO
Lopunny: NO U DA HO
Salamence: rock star lifestyle might don't make it
Living life high everyday click wasted
Sipping on purple stuff rolling up stanky
Wake up in the morning 10 clock dranking
Party, party, party, let's all get wasted
Shake it for me baby girl, do it butt naked
I'm so wasted, she so wasted shout the bartender
Send 20 more cases
Lopunny: I'LL SHAKE IT FOR YOU SALAMENCE
Gardevoir: *gasp* YOU HO
Rhyperior: *has yet another heart attack*
Charizard: GARDY WAS RIGHT
Salamence: CAN'T A POKEMON LISTEN TO HIS GANGSTA RAP Sad
Gardevoir: Apparently not.
Lopunny: SALAMENCE I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!
Salamence: OMFG I LUVZ U GARDEVOIR <33333333333333333333333333
Lopunny: NOOOOOEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
Gardevoir: YESH I LUVZ YOU TOO SALAMENCE
Palkia: WUZ UP HOMIEZ
Salamence: But im married to Latias so...
Gardevoir: NOOOOOOOOO
Lopunny: Shocked
Rhyperior: PIMP
Latias: SALAMENCE MY HUBBY I LUVZ YOOOUUUU
Lopunny: KILL THE b****
Gardevoir: Lopunny...truse for now
Latias: U CAN'T KILLZ ME I CAN FLY
Lopunny: Truce
Gardevoir: THUNDERBOLT
LATIAS Fled
Salamence: BAI
Gardevoir & Lopunny: WHAT A HO
Salamence: Meanies. YOU WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE AT ME ANYMOAR.
Slifer: DUN DUN DUN
Ra:
Obelisk: OSHI-
Gardevoir & Lopunny:
Latias: IN UR FACE NUBZ *leaves*
Salamence: COME GUYZ
Charizard: COMMING
Rhyperior: ME TOO
G&L: NOOOOOOOOO
Salamence: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Gardevoir & Lopunny: :Cry:
THE NEXT DAY
Salamence and Charizard are playing Halo ODST on Xbox Live
Charizard: CURSES FOILED AGAIN
Salamence:
Rhyperior: HI GUISE CAN I PLAY
Salamence: OK
Charizard: yesterday was so lulz
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Gardevoir: f***ing LATIAS
Rhyperior: *has heart attack from playing too much*
Salamence: loln00b Yesterday was lulz Latias > Gardevoir and Lopunny
Charizard: XD
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Lopunny: MUST KILL LATIAS
Latias: DAMN RIGHT
Salamence: IM SUCH A PLAYA
Rhyperior: I WISH I WAS A PLAYA
Charizard: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
Salamence: XD
END OF EPISODE 2
Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:41 pm