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PostSubject: PMD Comedy: A non srs fanfic by Bloodline and I   Wed Nov 11, 2009 4:41 pm

GTFO IF YOU HATE IT


Episode 1

Lopunny: DIS GUY TOO STRONG

Magmortar: NOW DIEZ

Gardevoir: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Salamence: HYDRO PUMP


Magmortar: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Salmence: OH YES I DID IT. HYDRO PUMP

MAGMORTAR WAS DEFEATED

Magmortar runs

Salamence: ARE YOU OK?

Gardevoir: FINE THANK YOU SALAMENCE

Lopunny: HE MEANT US NOOB

Gardevoir: NO HE MEANT ME

Salamence: NO I MEANT THEM

Gardevoir: NOOOOO!!!!! *crys*

Medicham: *is drunk and passes out*

Gardevoir: *slaps Lopunny*

Lopunny: NO HE'S MINE!!!! *tackles*

Gardevoir: I WANT TREASURE. WE'LL SETTLE DIS LATER

She walks away

Salamence: WTF WAS THAT ABOUT?!!


Salamence enters a dungeon

.......................................................................

Gardevoir: FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO YOU

Salamence: Gardevoir...

Gardevoir: Lopunny is a ho

Salamence: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Gardevoir: OH YES I DID

Charizard: HAI

Rhyperior: HAI

Salamence: HAI

Charizard: Oh Gardevoir?

Rhyperior: Got into another fight with Lopunny?


Gardevoir: >_<

Lopunny: HAI

Gardevoir: GTFO HO!

Lopunny: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Gardevoir: OH YES I DID

Salamence: Laughing

Charizard: Laughing

Rhyperior: Laughing

Gardevoir & Lopunny: SHUT UP


Salamence: I THOUGHT I WAS LOVED

Charizard: MEANIES


Gardevoir: NO I STILL LOVE YOU SALAMENCE BUT I HATE CHARIZARD SO SHUT UP CHARIZARD

Lopunny: OH YOU DID NOT JUST TELL CHARIZARD TO SHUT UP

Rhyperior: PSST SALAMENCE I THINK LOPUNNY HAZ A CRUSH ON CHARIZARD TOO

Salamence: oshi-


Gardevoir: SEE!!!! SHE IZ A HO!!!!

Salamence: STOP FIGHTIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG, YOURE TEARING US APAAAAAAAAAAAART Sad


Rhyperior: Laughing

Charizard: I AGREE WITH SALAMENCE


Gardevoir: SHE STARTED IT BY BEING A HO

Lopunny: *gasp*

Salamence: DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Charizard: PWNT

Rhyperior: Laughing

Salamence: <3 being famous

Lopunny: YOUR ALL IGNORANT a******s!!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!

Gardevoir: ...NO, YOU JUST A HO....

Salamence: SEE SHE IS MEAN. IM LEAVING

Charizard: ME TOO

Rhyperior: HEY WAIT FOR ME


Gardevoir: NO SALEMENCE DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEE

Lopunny: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO GARDEVOIR


Gardevoir: roflmao

Lopunny: YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM

Salamence: Took long enough...

Rhyperior & Charizard: *eating popcorn*

Lopunny:GET LOST GARDEVOIR U b****


Gardevoir: f*** YOU *Leaves*



Salamence: Cool


Rhyperior: Laughing

Charizard: Is that all you can do is lol?

Salamence: Now what?

Rhyperior: COULD THIS BE THE END OF TEAM CHARM?!

Charizard: I GUESS SO


Lopunny: WE HAZ NEW MEMBER, MEET CLEFABLE

Clefable: HAI GUISE

Charizard: HAI

Salamence: LET'S GO BACK TO TOWN

Rhyperior: OK


All: *walks to town*

Gardevoir: THAT a****** LOPUNNY

Dimensional Portal opens

Slifer: WHERE THE f*** AM I


Rhyperior: WTF IS IT?

Charizard: I DON'T KNOW!!!

Slifer: I AM SLIFER THE SKY DRAGON. I WAS WATCHING THAT LITTLE THING ON MY GIAGANTIC T.V. THEN I ENDED UP HERE

Salamence: Gardevoir.......YOU DID THE RIGHT THING


Clefable: ....

Lopunny: NOEZ!!!!!

Slifer: I f***ing LOVE THIS SHOW

Medicham: I SAW EVERYTHING. I DON'T KNOW WHOSE SIDE TO TAKE

Salamence: IT WILL BE OK GARDEVOIR.


Dimension Portal opens...again

Mega Ultra Chicken: HAI GUISE


Slifer: RA!!! WASSUP HOMIE



Gardevoir: WHERE THE f*** ARE ALL THESE CHICKENS COMING FROM?

Lopunny: HEY GARDEVOIR. I STILL HAZ SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU


Gardevoir: OH YEAH!!!! *uses Confusion*

MISSED

Lopunny: HA HA A NOOB LIKE YOU DUN DERSERVE SOMEONE LIKE SALAMENCE


Gardevoir: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Lopunny: SEE SALAMENCE. SHE SUCKS

Gardevoir: YOU SON OF A b****

Lopunny: PAYBACK

Salamence: STOP FIGHTIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGG

Charizard: THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY

Salamence: IM LEAVING.

Lopunny: NOZ!! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT GARDEVOIR YOU WHORE!!

Salamence: Bai

Gardevoir: *gasp* AT LEAST I CAN GET SOME

Lopunny: UUURRGGGGHHHH RAEG!!!!

Salamence: KEEP FIGHTING OVER ME. IM ENJOYING THIS

*Gardevoir & Lopunny tussle*

Rhyperior: AM I IN HEAVEN?

Mega Ultra Chicken:
Salamence: Bai I'm leaving

Charizard: BAI
Salamence: I THINK I LUV GARDEVOIR BUT DO I?

Gardevoir: YES YES YOU DO

Lopunny: STFU
Salamence: WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN

Gardevoir: I WASN'T BEING MEAN IT WAS LOPUNNY

Lopunny: LIES

Gardevoir: IT'S THE TRUTH

Lopunny: FWI, I HAVE HAD SEX BEFORE

Slifer: THIS IS MY FAV SHOW

Ra: SECOND THAT

Salamence: I'm gonna be a millionare. Just gotta send this to T.V. Station.

Charizard: BEER ANYONE?!

Garndevoir: PROVE IT b****

Lopunny: HERES MY SEX TAPE

Rhyperior, Charizard, and Salamence: *jaw drops*

Slifer: OH EM GEE SHE JUST DID DAT

Garndevoir: ROFLMAO YOU HAD SEX WITH A BELSPROUT?!?! XD

Lopunny: HE COULD DO AMAZING THINGS WITH HIS VINES.

Ra: Too much. Just too much.

Salamence: No. Just no. You crossed a line there. I dont like you.

Charizard: What kinds of things? O.O

Rhyperior: LMAO
Gardevoir: LOPUNNY YOUR FULL OF BS

Lopunny: GO FROM AN EXPLORATION TEAM YOU LONER

Salamence: This show is quite popluar...

SALAMENCE IS RIGHT....

...............................

Kakashi: I LOVE THIS SHOW

...............................

Kaiba: IM BUYING EVERY EPISODE

.....................................

BACK TO WORLD

Salamence: *Faints from the massive headache from thinking*

Gardevoir: SALAMENCE!!! *runs to Salamence*

Lopunny: NO U *tackles Gardevoir* *runs to Salamence*
Slifer: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Ra: Shocked

Obelisk: YO DAWG I JUST GOT HERE Very Happy

Ra: SUP HOMIE
Salamence: I LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE

Lopunny: SO YOU PICK ME RIGHT?

Gardevoir: NO U HE'S GOING TO PICK ME!!!!!

Salamence: WRRRRROOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!! I PICK CLEFABLE!!!!!!!

Slifer: THE f***?

Ra: Surprised

Obelisk: OSHI-
Salamence: JUST KIDDING

Clefable: aw

Rhyperior: *has heart attack*

Charizard: *rapidly eats popcorn*

Lopunny: SO WHO DO U PICK?
Kaiba: IT HAS TO BE GARDEVOIR

Mokuba: NO IT'S GONNA BE LOPUNNY

............................

Salamence: Pretty Obvious....GARDY

Slifer: Shocked

Ra: Shocked

Obelisk: OSHI-

Gardevoir: IN YOUR FACE YOU HO!!!!

Lopunny: Crying or Very sad

Kaiba: *smiles evily* +1000 dead puppies
Yugi: <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333

Rhyperior: Cool

Charizard: Very Happy

Dark magician: Surprised

Blue Eyes White Dragon: WHAT DID I MISS GUISE?
DM: THE BEST PART DUMBASS

Salamence: Um...Now what

Rhyperior: GET LAID

BEWD: Sad

Dialga: CUT. Good Job Guys

salamence gets loads of fanmail

Episode 2


Salamence: GROAN

Charizard: HAI

Rhyperior: HAI


Shinx: I-I-I-I'm lost.....

Salamence: ohai

Meanwhile....

Lopunny: IM GONNA KILL THAT SON OF A b****


Shinx: Can you help me home?

Meanwhile...

Medicham: Calm down Lopunny.

Salamence stares at Charizard

Charizard: OK OK

............................

Lopunny: STFU. I know u like him too


*Shinx and Charizard walk through forest*

Meanwhile...

Medicham: So...

Lopunny: BETTER NOT BETRAY ME


Medicham: I won't.

Lopunny: Very Happy NOW HELP ME WITH THIS WHOLE SALAMENCE THING


Medicham: Ambush FTW?

............................

Charizard: Alright here's your home little buddy.

???: Good job Shinx. NOW U, CHARIZARD!!!! GIVE US YOUR MONEY

Charizard: Who what? Who's there?

Luxray(s): US!!!


Charizard: LOL HEY SALAMENCE, RHYPERIOR

Salamence: Sup

Rhyperior: Yo

Luxray Leader: WTF

Salamence: We're the ones who tricked you


Slifer: THE f***? BUT THEY WERE MILES AWAY?

Ra: Shocked

Obelisk: OSHI-

Gardevoir: HAI


Luxray: THE f***?

Shinx: What does f*** mean?

Luxray: OSHI-

Charizard: HEAT WAVE

Salamence: HYDRO PUMP

Rhyperior: ROCK BLAST

Gardevoir: SHADOW BALL


Luxray: MISSED lrn2notbn00bz RAAWWWWWRRRRRRRRR *used Roar*

Rhyperior: MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUSTU

used Rock Blast 1000 times

Luxray and friends faint

Naruto: THE f***?

....................

Sauske: OMG THIS SHOW IS BETTER THAN GAY PORN

.......................

Joey: <333333333333333333333333333

Yugi: INAORITE

...................

Salamence: I haz Naruto The Broken Bond for Xbox 360

Rhyperior: OMG NO WAI


Salamence: OMG YA WAI It kicks so much f***ing ass

THEY GO BACK

Gardevoir: WELL WELL LOPUNNY


Lopunny: WELL WELL GARDEVOIR

Obelisk: OSHI-

Kaiba:





Gardevoir: GTFO

Lopunny: NO U NOT TILL I GET SALAMENCE

Gardevoir: NEVER

Lopunny: BLLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH *tackles*

Gardevoir uised Thunderbolt

Lopunny used Shadow Ball

Gardevoir: Sad

Salamence: STOP FIGHTING Sad

Charizard: 4srs this is getting old

Slifer: THE FUCK? THIS WAS GETTING INTERESTING!!! RAEG!!!!!!

Lopunny: NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE ME SALAMENCE

Salamence: Oh fuck

SALAMENCE FAINTED

Gardevoir: LOOK WAT U DID LOPUNNY


Lopunny: BUT I DUN DID NOTHING

Gardevoir: IT'S AUTOMATICALLY UR FAULT U SALAMENCE STEALIN HO


Lopunny: NO U DA HO

Salamence: rock star lifestyle might don't make it
Living life high everyday click wasted
Sipping on purple stuff rolling up stanky
Wake up in the morning 10 clock dranking
Party, party, party, let's all get wasted
Shake it for me baby girl, do it butt naked
I'm so wasted, she so wasted shout the bartender
Send 20 more cases

Lopunny: I'LL SHAKE IT FOR YOU SALAMENCE

Gardevoir: *gasp* YOU HO

Rhyperior: *has yet another heart attack*

Charizard: GARDY WAS RIGHT

Salamence: CAN'T A POKEMON LISTEN TO HIS GANGSTA RAP Sad


Gardevoir: Apparently not.

Lopunny: SALAMENCE I LOVE YOUUUUU!!!!

Salamence: OMFG I LUVZ U GARDEVOIR <33333333333333333333333333


Lopunny: NOOOOOEEEEEZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!

Gardevoir: YESH I LUVZ YOU TOO SALAMENCE

Palkia: WUZ UP HOMIEZ

Salamence: But im married to Latias so...

Gardevoir: NOOOOOOOOO

Lopunny: Shocked

Rhyperior: PIMP

Latias: SALAMENCE MY HUBBY I LUVZ YOOOUUUU

Lopunny: KILL THE b****

Gardevoir: Lopunny...truse for now

Latias: U CAN'T KILLZ ME I CAN FLY

Lopunny: Truce

Gardevoir: THUNDERBOLT

LATIAS Fled

Salamence: BAI

Gardevoir & Lopunny: WHAT A HO



Salamence: Meanies. YOU WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE AT ME ANYMOAR.

Slifer: DUN DUN DUN

Ra: Shocked

Obelisk: OSHI-

Gardevoir & Lopunny: Crying or Very sad

Latias: IN UR FACE NUBZ *leaves*

Salamence: COME GUYZ

Charizard: COMMING

Rhyperior: ME TOO

G&L: NOOOOOOOOO

Salamence: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Gardevoir & Lopunny: :Cry:

THE NEXT DAY

Salamence and Charizard are playing Halo ODST on Xbox Live

Charizard: CURSES FOILED AGAIN

Salamence: Cool

Rhyperior: HI GUISE CAN I PLAY

Salamence: OK

Charizard: yesterday was so lulz

............................

Gardevoir: f***ing LATIAS

Rhyperior: *has heart attack from playing too much*

Salamence: loln00b Yesterday was lulz Latias > Gardevoir and Lopunny

Charizard: XD

...................................

Lopunny: MUST KILL LATIAS

Latias: DAMN RIGHT

Salamence: IM SUCH A PLAYA

Rhyperior: I WISH I WAS A PLAYA

Charizard: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Salamence: XD

END OF EPISODE 2 lol!
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PostSubject: Re: PMD Comedy: A non srs fanfic by Bloodline and I   Wed Nov 11, 2009 5:24 pm

This should be an actual anime.
It would be like Pokemon Special, but alot more awesome
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